Tuesday, October 07, 2008

A Black Guy, A Mexican Guy, and a Dumbass Cowboy Wannabee


After waiting over an hour for the place in Laredo to open the gate, (I was sitting 3rd in line) This Ass in the Cowboy hat came up to my truck. His first words after walking up to my window were "So you guys just cut right in line eh" I said "Pardon Me Tex, but I've been sitting here for over an hour". The Mexican guy was 1st in line and the black guy was 2nd. He said that he and the 2 trucks in front of him had been waiting since last night. He was parked across the street and down about 40 yards. He said they were over there so they could turn left in because right turns are difficult. I told him if he can get the 2 guys in front of me to agree to back out too, I would back up and let them 3 guys go. Well I guess he tried his rude antics with them to no avail. Then he muttered something and moseyed back to his truck. I would of felt bad for him if he wasn't such an ass. Maybe he should run for Governor (they elect any retarded ass here). I mean how were we to know that they were waiting for the same place as us. This area in Laredo is lined with Shipping companies. Also all 3 of them were in their bunks sleeping when we pulled up. So like the saying says "If you snooze you lose".
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5 comments:

Mrs. Hottie said...

thats sounds like the start to a really bad bar joke lol

Dougster said...

Yeah for sure, All we needed was a cop and an Indian and we could have sang YMCA!

Anonymous said...

Don't mess with the snowman. You are lucky the bandit didn't make an appearance or all hell would have broke loose. You might have had to call call Buford T. Justice.

Dougster said...

Poor Jerry Reed, we just lost him you know.

Anonymous said...

East Bound and Down...........